Bloodhound Express
Overview
"Whatever you buy, we deliver faster than light. Whatever."
*Whatever you buy, we deliver faster than light. Whatever.
Details
In the year 3XXX, an e-commerce platform was created through a collaboration between ■■■■ Nation and ■■■ Corporation. Sellers from —— sell products to customers worldwide. Starting in 3XXX, delivery service also launched in Korea. The delivery catalog hasn't been updated much yet, but according to inquiries with ■■■, steady updates are planned. The biggest feature of Bloodhound Express is that it delivers 'anything' and completes delivery at a speed 'faster than light.'
There is even a separate field for ordering items not listed in the catalog.
Delivery Method
Items ordered from Hound Express are delivered 'simultaneously' with the order. This has sparked debate among Hound Express customers. One user once posted on ■■■■ questioning the delivery system.
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Blood Hound Express is weird, don't you think? How do they complete delivery the moment you place an order?
I just can't wrap my head around it. I bet their app is infected with some kind of malicious virus — one that secretly listens in on my phone.
It's terrifying. I'm deleting it right now.
3XXX.00.00
Regarding this, there has been no official response from Bloodhound Express.
Delivery Personnel
Like all delivery companies, Bloodhound Express also has delivery personnel. However, no one has ever seen their faces. Only the sound of a package being set down and footsteps retreating down a corridor can be heard. Eyewitness accounts occasionally appear on ■■■■, and they consistently describe someone of 'an inhumanly tall stature.' Some claim these are false reports or optical illusions. Additionally, inconsistent details circulate — some say a man with white hair, others describe long black hair.
Catalog
A stone that makes you happy
Garbage picked up from the street
A marimo raised by a XXXXXX-year-old grandfather in XXX Nation
And so on — a total of 30193909020001939920991290-09-1093080920919902890920939812 items currently for sale.
*Based on the official website / Korea's catalog is still being updated.
Even if it's not in the catalog, don't worry. We can deliver anything.
